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Sep 17

Rubbing one out

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Posted 09-17-2007 at 12:43 AM by voluptuousmeli

I have to admit it, I am pretty boring when it comes to jerking off. I just get in there and get the job done .... usually it takes me two minutes or less, sometimes much less. A couple of friends have had a good laugh at me when I admitted once that I can get off in like 35 seconds.

What am I supposed to do? Make love to myself? Buy myself dinner and light some candles and do the deed? hehehe, I don't even have any sex toys!

Sometimes I will do things like moosh my boobies around and rub some oil on my pussy, but I have to admit I get bored doing that sometimes. I just play the little fantasy in my head and rub the right spot and *whoosh* it's off to dreamland ....

I'd love to hear how you guys and gals like to get off. When do you do it?


Once this pic was on the Parade. I was dating a guy who wanted some 'used' panties, so they were stuffed up in me while I played with myself. It was fun.
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  1. Old Comment
    BBW_Anna's Avatar
    I like to masterbate anytime I feel the need... usually after I get my kids off to school the feeling of being completely alone in my house does it for me!
    Posted 09-17-2007 at 12:05 PM by BBW_Anna BBW_Anna is offline
  2. Old Comment
    I absolutely loved that pic when it was up before and I love it as much now! More masturbation thoughts later when I'm so engaged!
    Posted 09-17-2007 at 03:07 PM by
  3. Old Comment
    admin's Avatar
    Wow. That impresses me! So you masturbate almost like a man!
    (The only thing missing is the porn on the screen or in a magazine.)

    I did the countdown thing two weeks ago - but it took me 45 seconds.
    Posted 09-17-2007 at 08:24 PM by admin admin is offline
  4. Old Comment
    voluptuousmeli's Avatar
    Yeah I do it with porn on the screen sometimes, too, lol, but I just left that out. So I guess I can be like a man about it; some days I'll be looking at some good old porn and rub one or two out in the middle of the afternoon just to do it. I haven't jerked off to anything in a magazine in a long time, though....
    Posted 09-17-2007 at 10:06 PM by voluptuousmeli voluptuousmeli is offline
  5. Old Comment
    malko's Avatar
    i don't like to get in a rut,
    sometimes it's like scratching an itch, quick and physical
    sometimes it's like shamanic travelling, two hours of work and concentration to end up back in your own bedroom
    Posted 09-18-2007 at 02:39 AM by malko malko is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Molly's Avatar
    I either do it when my kid's at school or sleeping. I definately like to look at different sites. Digital Mpegs.com is a good one cause they have alot of different galleries. Sometimes though I like to use my toys. Meli, maybe you should give toys a try. I LOVE my egg. My fingers don't get tired when I bust out that sucker.
    Posted 09-18-2007 at 06:13 PM by Molly Molly is offline
  7. Old Comment
    voluptuousmeli's Avatar
    lol, thanks Molly but my fingers never have enough time to get tired!! I have heard lots about that egg, though, and when I get in the mood for a toy I will definitely get one.

    I love www.newsfilter.org for porn. It's all free, and there are videos. I like looking at vids more than pics.
    Posted 09-19-2007 at 12:57 AM by voluptuousmeli voluptuousmeli is offline
  8. Old Comment
    tabboofun's Avatar
    I love to go in the bathroom at work and rub one out so I can concentrate on work, that ussually doesn't take long...

    I used to have a female coworker who liked to sneak in the bathroom with me and watch, having an audience makes it happen that much faster...
    Posted 09-26-2007 at 09:48 PM by tabboofun tabboofun is offline
  9. Old Comment
    seesko51's Avatar
    I can usally visualize/fantisize to get there. Pictures and web vids work too. A medication I take interferes with the "normal" functions of things but I have ways to get around that. It is kind of a pain in the ass sometimes though.
    I used to clean bathrooms in a large building. There was one of the female office cleaners I was really hot for. When I'd be cleaning the women rest room I'd put out the being cleaned sign and go in to one of the stalls and knock out a quick one while thinking about that girl. I'd stand over the toilet incase someone did come in. It was a very large rest room. That was a LOONG time ago.
    Posted 10-10-2007 at 06:13 AM by seesko51 seesko51 is offline
  10. Old Comment
    ray69's Avatar
    What can I say, I have a wife who doesn't care much for sex, so I stroke any chance I get, sometimes reading a sexy story, sometimes with toys, and sometimes for the camera so I can show off for comments.
    Posted 10-16-2007 at 02:16 AM by ray69 ray69 is offline
 
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